"no one man should have all that power" says kanye solemnly
beyonce kicks her leg over her head “i am no man”
i love all of these people just waking up
because i get to break the news to them
i feel like i’m doing the lord’s good work
I’m reporting every illegal download link I see you better buy this album you fake motherfuckers I’m tweeting Beyonce herself with y’all tumblrs and the link you think I’m playing you cheap bastards
How about no. Lmfao stay pressed.
how about YOU stay pressed you broke cheap hoe I snitched on you you better pray for ya life
bey didn’t care about the career you got in the morning, the exam you gotta study for, the direct deposit that ain’t going in until 10am, your previous plans or your future endeavors. she walked into the itunes office with a jump drive, said, “tonight,” and walked the fuck out with blue ivy laughing maniacally on her hip and hova waiting in the whip.
this is called power.
i paused netflix to go to the bathroom
instead of minimizing the window, i opened tumblr
and all of a sudden, beyonce
i’ve been holding it in for over an hour
*taylor swift writes song about how beyonce stole her birthday and sings it at next years vma awards*
beyonce is on some hermoine granger type of shit with a timeturner, when did she do all of this while on tour?? explain
Beyonce so cut throat.
She came at every bitch in the game.
She brought the A1 arch game/lap dance music for Ciara.
She brought the ratchet lesbian music out for Rihanna.
She brought out crazy outfits ass video for Lady Gaga bum ass.
She was reading a newspaper for Fantasia.
all those asterisks on “***flawless” are for the white feminists lbr
laughing so hard at Lady Gaga’s $25,000,000 Artpop promotion escapade vs Beyonce just dropping an album and saying ‘surprise’
THE THING ABOUT FLAWLESS IS WHEN BOW DOWN/ I BEEN ON DROPPED ALL THE WHITE FEMINIST WERE ATTACKING HER FOR SAYING BITCH BUT THE SONG WAS A FEMINIST ANTHEM THE ENTIRE TIME THIS BITCH SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY LIKE BOW DOW BITCHES
Lmao bruh don’t do it
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never